Democrats are aghast that Trump would dare host an MMA match on grounds previously graced by... well, let's just say a more 'liberated' event under Biden. Clearly, the true sanctity of the White House lies in its peculiar party decorations.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a19f8fae97126a19f8fae9713.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for "violating the sanctity of the White House" by daring to host a professional MMA fight on the same hallowed grounds where Biden once welcomed topless trannies.</p>