Senate hopeful James Talarico blesses us with his own Bible translation, guaranteeing the Word of God is now wielded with 'just as much inaccuracy' as his political platform. Get ready for scripture that's as reliable as a politician's pledge.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a19f008ae7686a19f008ae769.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new James Talarico Bible translation, you can wield the Word of God with just as much inaccuracy.</p>