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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-29

Loblaws Bread Settlement Offers Pittance, Barely Covers a Third of Groceries

Canadians are being offered a paltry $500 million to settle the bread price-fixing scandal, which amounts to roughly the cost of one grocery trip. Galen Weston Jr. proudly steps up, proving that a small gesture is, indeed, a small gesture.


<p>TORONTO – Loblaws is “stepping up to the cost of living plate” by offering a one-time court ordered payment worth approximately 33% of a typical grocery trip. “Everyday I hear Canadians tell me how hard it is to make ends meet,” said Galen Weston Jr, whose company agreed to pay $500 million to settle a [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/loblaws-bread-fixing-settlement-worth-approximately-1-3-of-grocery-trip/" rel="nofollow">Loblaws bread-fixing settlement ...

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