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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-29

Trump Promises to End Iran War on Day One of His McDonald's-Fueled Third Term

Donald Trump vows to end the Iran war on his first day back in office, conveniently between his McDonald's breakfast and lunch. His loyal supporters are thrilled, believing he'll somehow get it done by 2029, possibly with help from Kamala Harris's supposed secret weapons.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” President Donald Trump decisively announced that he will be ending the conflict in Iran on the first day of his... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trump-promises-to-end-iran-war-on-day-one-of-third-term/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trump-promises-to-end-iran-war-on-day-one-of-third-term/">Trump Promises To End Iran War on Day One of Third Term</a> appeared first on <a href=...

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