As Americans grapple with soaring gas prices, Congress has heroically decided to focus its considerable energy on the *real* crisis: the NCAA transfer portal. Because nothing says 'priorities' like worrying about college athletes' eligibility while your car runs on fumes.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a19cd8907fba6a19cd8907fbb.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused on fixing the issues with the NCAA transfer portal.</p>