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humor The Onion 2026-05-29

Harry Styles Tour Merch Now Includes Perimenopause Supplements for 'Watermelon Sugar' Hot Flashes

Harry Styles' latest tour merch offers fans more than just T-shirts; they can now buy perimenopause supplements designed to combat brain fog and vaginal dryness. Apparently, 'As It Was Before Mood Swings' is the new anthem for aging Harries, and for $65, they can finally achieve 'Watermelon Sugar' levels of comfort.

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