A brave therapist is attempting the impossible: teaching Chewbacca alternative anger management techniques beyond, you know, dismemberment. The sessions escalated after a holochess game left an IT technician armless, proving that even Wookiees need to learn that 'checkmate' doesn't require extreme bodily harm.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a19cd95d13636a19cd95d1364.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was trying to teach the Wookiee how to deal with his anger issues in more constructive ways that don't involve ripping people's arms off. Dr. Aris Thorne, a licensed galactic psychotherapist, confirmed on Friday that he had begun intensive cognitive behavioral therapy with Che...