These parents are tired of their teen's sophisticated discourse on Bauhaus and colonial literature. They'd much rather he projectile vomit on public transport and discuss football like a normal, less-intellectual teenager. Apparently, Susan Sontag is the new vaping.

THE parents of a teenager who opines on Bertolt Brecht and Brutalist buildings wish he would drink cider and vomit at bus stops like his peers. <p><strong>THE parents of a teenager who opines on Bertolt Brecht and Brutalist buildings wish he would drink cider and vomit at bus stops like his peers. </strong></p> <p>Martin and Sue Cook hoped their 15-year-old son Julian, who refuses to be referred to as ‘Jules’, was only going through a phase when he began blasting Shostakovich’s 7th through his s...