Forget 'Summer of '69,' get ready for 'Summer of '26' with tunes like 'Pulling The Plug On My Brain-Dead Boyfriend' and 'Pivoting To A New Fictional Alien Race.' Also, apparently, BTS saw the face of death and Nelly figured out band-aid placement.

<p>With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July. </p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/top-songs-may-2026/">Top Songs May 2026</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <div class="wp-block-group has-border-color has-primary-2-border-color is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow" style="border-width: 1px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px;"> <di...