Kacey Musgraves, a country star with 'sonically conservative, lyrically liberal' tendencies, apparently uses her Grammys as bongs and considers Sandy Cheeks her biggest rival. Discovered abandoned by a bachelorette party, her biggest controversy is selling non-size-inclusive dog bandanas. Truly, a beacon of modern country music.

<p>Kacey Musgraves has released Middle Of Nowhere, her seventh studio album. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the country star.  Genre: Sonically conservative, lyrically liberal Twangitude: 2.5 Glen Campbells How She Was Discovered In Nashville: Abandoned by bachelorette party Awards And Achievements: 4 Grammys turned into bongs&#160; Hair: Purebred Friesian Biggest Rival: [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/artist-profile-kacey-musgraves/">Artist Profile: K...