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humor The Onion 2026-05-29

Pit Bull Caught Making Throat-Slitting Gesture When Owner Isn't Looking

A pit bull, clearly tired of fetch, was observed making a dramatic throat-slitting gesture while its owner was distracted. Perhaps the dog is auditioning for a new role, or maybe it's just expressing its deep-seated existential angst. Either way, who needs a mask when you have a villainous canine?

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