Europeans have collectively announced that their love for Michael Jackson is eternal and unaffected by any accusations of impropriety. They'll continue blasting his hits in discotheques, firmly believing that 'age of consent laws are different here' and that a pet chimp is just a quirky accessory. At least they're consistent, like their love for Roman Polanski.

<p>PARIS—Steadfast in their devotion to the treasured cultural keystone of their community, the roughly 743.5 million residents of Europe gathered Friday to announce that there’s nothing anyone can do to make them stop loving Michael Jackson. “You may try to break down our resolve with accusations that he engaged in inappropriate sexual behaviors, but our [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/europeans-announce-there-nothing-anyone-can-do-to-make-them-stop-loving-michael-jackso...