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humor De Speld 2026-05-29

Gaza: Israel Will *Not* Occupy 30% of Your Hope, So Look on the Bright Side!

According to Middle East expert Bert Bokhoven, we should all focus on the positive: Israel is *not* going to occupy 30% of Gaza. This optimistic 'rethinking' extends to international law, where 30% of human rights also remain wonderfully unviolated. Isn't that just peachy?

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