Apparently, your office buddies really don't need to know about your 48-hour wankathon or your plans to cry over your life choices. Stick to vague answers about 'drinks with friends' and maybe, just maybe, keep the clandestine affairs and intense self-pity to yourself for everyone's sanity.

IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself. <p><strong>IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself:</strong></p> <p><b>Passing out shitfaced</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Besides being too revealing, the fact that you’ll be drunkenly falling to the floor in a puddle of your own puke is a given. You migh...