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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-29

Trump's Face: The Only Thing More Abundant Than His Own Ego

Forget currency, our esteemed former president is considering plastering his golden visage on everything from flags to Mount Rushmore, because clearly, America's greatest icons are just placeholders waiting for his superior mug. Who needs historical figures when you have Trump's 'Resolute' dance move?


<span style="font-weight: 400;">PRESIDENT Trump is putting his ridiculous petulant face on a $250 dollar bill for the exclusive use of his pals in organised crime. But what else could he put it on?</span> <p><strong>PRESIDENT Trump is putting his ridiculous petulant face on a $250 dollar bill for the exclusive use of his pals in organised crime. But what else could he put it on?</strong></p> <p><b>The US flag</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Fifty stars, representing each of the US sta...

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