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Horror Movie Logic: Why Demons Possess Dolls and Death Skips All the Good Murder Spots

Critics are raving about 'The Backrooms,' a film so terrifyingly boring, it makes you question why demons don't just possess kangaroos. Apparently, supernatural beings are bad at strategic placement and prefer to be trapped in glass cases or stick to convoluted death plans.


HORROR movie <em>The Backrooms</em> is being praised by critics for its clever liminal concept, but will audiences agree? Here are more terrifying ideas that don’t stand up to much scrutiny. <p><strong>HORROR movie <em>The Backrooms</em> is being praised by critics for its clever liminal concept, but will audiences agree? Here are more terrifying ideas that don’t stand up to much scrutiny.</strong></p> <p><b><i>Annabelle</i></b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Here’s an idea: if you’re a ...

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