Ten years after a primate tragedy, the world is still reeling from Harambe's untimely demise. Apparently, his ghost is single-handedly responsible for everything from bad Wi-Fi to global warming. Who knew a gorilla could wield such cosmic power?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a18b0d170ffe6a18b0d170fff.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved by all, the loss of Harambe left a gaping hole that changed the course of history.</p>