In a bid to connect with the 'average Texan,' a local politician is reportedly taking 'not acting gay' lessons from Governor Tim Walz. One can only imagine the curriculum for this highly specialized, deeply necessary political seminar.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a18702e1b3486a18702e1b349.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly had a bit of trouble appealing to the average Texan. To help with that, the Democratic Party sent in Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to give him "not acting gay" lessons.</p>