Senator Warren is barking up a new tree with a proposed 90% tax on puppies. Presumably, the revenue will be used to build a national treat reserve or perhaps fund therapy for those who can't afford the cuteness.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1871d561b096a1871d561b0a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Arizona Senator Elizabeth Warren called for a dramatic change to the U.S. tax code that would apply an additional 90% tax rate on puppies.</p>