Listerine isn't just cleaning your mouth; it's creating post-apocalyptic survivor stories. The remaining 0.1% of germs are now traumatized witnesses, spreading tales of minty annihilation and God-fearing mouthwash.

<p>SUMMIT, NJ—In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local mouth was leaving 0.1% of germs alive in order to spread a message of terror throughout the microbial community. “The mouthwash killed my entire colony and then told me to bear witness to the horrors I [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/">Listerine L...