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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-28

California Declares Reporting Crimes Illegal, Prioritizing Ignorance Over Justice

In a bold move, California has decided that the best way to fight crime is to simply outlaw people talking about it. Apparently, if no one sees it, it didn't happen – a truly progressive approach to public safety!

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