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Pope Clarifies 'Five Virgins' Request: He Meant Hotel Figurines, Not Actual Ones.

Pope Leo XIV, on his way to Spain, has clarified his rather alarming request for 'at least five virgins' in his hotel room. Apparently, His Holiness was merely looking for some decorative figurines, not an ecclesiastical orgy.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="400" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/leonxiv-600x400.png" width="600" /></figure>El Santo Padre León XIV realizará su viaje apostólico a España del 6 al 12 de junio de 2026, acogiendo la invitación del rey Felipe VI y de la Iglesia española. Esta mañana, la Santa Sede ha trasladado a la organización del viaje que el Pontífice desea que haya «al menos cinco vírgenes» en su habitación de hotel. Poco después, [&#8230;]

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