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humor The Onion 2026-05-28

Influencer Becomes Jawless Monster After Rating Crone a '4'.

An internet 'looksmaxxer' has mysteriously transformed into a jawless horror after giving an old woman a mere four out of ten. Clearly, messing with ancient curses is less appealing than getting that perfect, sub-human jawline.

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