Former NFL star Marshawn Lynch is reportedly kicking himself for choosing HBO's 'Euphoria' over a Chili's commercial. Apparently, the allure of gritty teen drama paled in comparison to the profound artistic statement of promoting a Triple Dipper.

<p>LOS ANGELES—Letting out a deep sigh after reading another review of the HBO show’s third and final season, former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly expressed regret Thursday for having turned down a Chili’s ad for a role in Euphoria. “That’s it, I’m ruined,” said Lynch, who told reporters he was “kicking [himself]” over his [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/marshawn-lynch-regrets-turning-down-chilis-ad-for-euphoria/">Marshawn Lynch Regrets Turning Down Chili’s A...