In a scene that's equal parts disturbing and baffling, Donald Trump was reportedly seen making figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka kiss in a model ballroom. Apparently, his love for miniatures extends to recreating... well, this.

<p>WASHINGTON—Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds, President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of his under-construction White House ballroom, reports confirmed Thursday. According to sources, Trump raised the pitch of his voice and said, &#8220;Such a splendid ballroom, Daddy! Let us dance!&#8221; [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-makes-figurines-of-himself-ivanka-kiss-in-miniature-ballr...