Comrade Starmer Welcomes a Million NEETs to Soviet Britain

Keir Starmer, apparently channeling his inner Bolshevik, has enthusiastically welcomed over a million NEETs (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) to the glorious 'People's Republic of Soviet Britain.' One can only imagine the rousing speeches about productivity and national service that followed this groundbreaking announcement.

<p>GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer welcomes over 1 million NEETs in the PRSB. </p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66875-comrades-i-welcome-1-million-neets-in-the-peoples-republic-of-soviet-britain.html">“Comrades, I welcome 1 million NEETs in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain”</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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