Boriswave: Boris Johnson's brilliant plan to secure UK borders through interpretive dance.

Apparently, the UK's borders are now as secure as a leaky sieve, all thanks to Boris Johnson's 'Boriswave'. Who needs actual border control when you can celebrate controlling borders with a phantom wave?

<p>LONDON - England - Thanks to the Boriswave conducted by Brexit champion Boris Johnson the UK's borders are secure.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66870-lets-celebrate-controlling-our-borders-brexit-champion-boris-johnsons-boriswave.html">Let’s Celebrate ‘Controlling Our Borders’ Brexit Champion Boris Johnson’s Boriswave</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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