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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-28

Boriswave: Boris Johnson's brilliant plan to secure UK borders through interpretive dance.

Apparently, the UK's borders are now as secure as a leaky sieve, all thanks to Boris Johnson's 'Boriswave'. Who needs actual border control when you can celebrate controlling borders with a phantom wave?

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