Ah, the glorious heatwave, the perfect excuse to splurge on items like a Dyson fan that costs more than a small car, or a swimming pool that's basically a glorified puddle. Because nothing says 'wise investment' like buying things you'll desperately try to offload once the temperature drops.

<span style="font-weight: 400;">PLANNING to buy cool stuff in a fit of enthusiasm for the hot weather? Definitely purchase these items too expensive to get rid of when the weather turns shit again in a few days’ time.</span> <p><strong>PLANNING to buy cool stuff in a fit of enthusiasm for the hot weather? Definitely purchase these items too expensive to get rid of when the weather turns shit again in a few days’ time.</strong></p> <p><b>Dyson fan </b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Expen...