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humor The Shovel 2026-05-28

Wildlife Experts Advise Against Handling Wild RFK Jr. - May Carry Diseases!

In a stunning display of ecological wisdom, experts are now warning the public not to pick up wild RFK Jr's. Apparently, this particular specimen, often found near raw milk and denim, might be carrying unknown ailments and should be reported to pest control.


<p>Shocking footage from a US politician has compelled wildlife experts worldwide to send out a PSA today, urging the public not to try and pick up any wild RFK Jr&#8217;s that they find in their backyard. After footage showing the Secretary for Raw Milk and Jeans picking up a snake in his backyard went viral, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/05/28/snake-experts-warn-public-not-to-try-and-pick-up-wild-rfk-jr/">Snake Experts Warn Public Not To Try and Pick Up Wild ...

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