A Texas lawmaker, citing a shocking lack of biblical prohibition, decided it was time to test the limits of canine-related scripture. Apparently, Jesus was too busy saving souls to outlaw puppy-tossing.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a17590cc63666a17590cc6367.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>AUSTIN, TX — Representative James Talarico was seen today gleefully dropkicking a labradoodle as he assured onlookers that Jesus had never explicitly said that you can't dropkick a labradoodle.</p>