Apparently, the Lord works in mysterious, and now electrified, ways. The SBC has decided that firm hugs are out, but involuntary muscle spasms are in for welcome committees.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1774f8223a76a1774f8223a8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NASHVILLE, TN — The Southern Baptist Convention voted to adopt a new church policy on Wednesday where tasers can be used on visitors who try to sneak past the church greeters.</p>