Forget fair play, the Enhanced Games are here to prove that with enough drugs, humans can achieve 'peak' performance. Apparently, 'hard work' is so last century; let's just see which pharmaceutical concoction reigns supreme.

<p>The inaugural Enhanced Games, consisting of weightlifting, swimming, and sprinting, were held, which allowed competitors to take performance-enhancing drugs in hopes of pushing the limits of human achievement. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/enhanced-games-allows-competing-athletes-to-use-steroids/">Enhanced Games Allows Competing Athletes To Use Steroids</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The ...