In a shocking display of diplomatic nuance, the Trump White House has declared the Iran deal complete, conveniently overlooking all the bits that actually matter. Apparently, bombing Iran is just foreplay for peace.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1742c62d7cf6a1742c62d7d0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite ongoing bombing operations being carried out in recent days, members of the Trump White House announced that the peace deal with Iran was completely done except for all the important parts.</p>