Kara Vasques suspects her relationship with the human race is codependent, citing concerns over humanity's influence on her Netflix queue and overall existence. She's now contemplating a species swap, hoping aliens won't judge her questionable life choices.

<p>BOONE, NC—Noting that the troubling signs of a toxic dynamic had become too numerous to ignore, area woman Kara Vasques expressed concern Wednesday that she was in a codependent relationship with the rest of humanity. &#8220;Sometimes things will be great with me and the human race, but then I start to worry that I don&#8217;t [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/woman-worried-she-in-codependent-relationship-with-rest-of-humanity/">Woman Worried She In Codependent Relations...