Elon Musk, a man who apparently needs a 'few bumps of K' to survive past bedtime, decided the best way to procure said substance was a frantic 2:30 AM text to his 13 children. Forget rocket science; this is advanced parenting, or perhaps just a very public cry for help.

<p>STARBASE, TX—Firing off dozens of messages in less than a minute at 2:30 a.m., Elon Musk reportedly hit up a text thread Wednesday to see if any of his 13 kids had ketamine. “Hey kids, it’s Dad, I’ve just been crashing out hard and need a few bumps of K to get me to the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text-thread-to-see-if-any-of-his-13-kids-has-ketamine/">Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine</a> appeared first on <a...