Texas Democrats are apparently banking on the average voter wanting to ban steak and believing God is gay. Because nothing screams 'elect me' like telling people their favorite food is evil and their deity is fabulous.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1723af6a3266a1723af6a327.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>TEXAS — With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan voter wants to ban steak and believes God is gay.</p>