A Canadian grandma is over the moon, convinced her family is hiring a personal butler named MAID. She's already planning which chores he can do, like polish her spectacles and fetch her slippers.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a17288fa7c156a17288fa7c16.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.</p>