Concertgoers at Red Rocks experienced profound dread when the band announced they'd play new material. Apparently, the anticipation of hearing unreleased songs was as terrifying as a mariachi band at a punk show.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a172db91dfd36a172db91dfd4.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>RED ROCKS, CO — Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance announced the band was going to "play a little something from the new album."</p>