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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-27
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Toll Road Halted, Engineers Forced to Perform Toad Licking Ritual.
Environmental impact reports for the new toll road have been upgraded to include 'spiritual disruption.' Disgruntled yoga workers insist construction cannot proceed until all engineers participate in the ancient 'Green Flash Toad Licking' ceremony to appease amphibian spirits.