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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-27

Strava Now Calls Non-Running Users 'Wet Chickens' During Heatwaves

In a move to shame you into exercising, Strava will now send 'wet chicken' and 'cluck cluck cluck' notifications to users who dare to rest during a heatwave. Apparently, only 'winners' are allowed to avoid heatstroke, and Strava is here to ensure you don't become a lazy, egg-laying couch potato.


<p>L’application Strava, plébiscitée par les amateurs de running, a décidé de passer la deuxième vitesse : ses utilisateurs recevront des notifications de type « Poule mouillée » ou « Cot cot cot cot » s’ils ne courent pas pendant la canicule.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/05/27/strava-enverra-la-notification-poule-mouillee-aux-utilisateurs-qui-ne-courent-pas-pendant-la-canicule/" rel="nofollow">Strava enverra la notification « poule mouillée » aux utilisateurs qui ne co...

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