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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-27

Strava Now Calls Non-Running Users 'Wet Chickens' During Heatwaves

In a move to shame you into exercising, Strava will now send 'wet chicken' and 'cluck cluck cluck' notifications to users who dare to rest during a heatwave. Apparently, only 'winners' are allowed to avoid heatstroke, and Strava is here to ensure you don't become a lazy, egg-laying couch potato.

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