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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-27

NASA's Lunar Mission: Seeking Cat-Women, Trump Towers, and Pink Floyd Vinyl?

While NASA claims to be racing China to the moon for scientific reasons, the public has far more imaginative theories. Suggestions range from a lost race of cat-women needing male 'seed' to a prime location for a Trump Tower, or even just grey rocks. At least one astrophysicist is still looking for a reason to go.

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