Experts advise against risky business during heatwaves, suggesting shade and loose clothing for 'personal relief.' Apparently, using SPF 50 as lube might prevent sunburn but will cause regrettable irritation and stylish tan lines.

HORNY in extreme heat? Drawn to rubbing one out despite the risks? Take these precautions to avoid scandalous fatality. <p><strong>HORNY in extreme heat? Drawn to rubbing one out despite the risks? Take these precautions to avoid scandalous fatality: </strong></p> <p><strong>Stick to cool, shaded places</strong></p> <p>Even if your kink is a hand shandy next to an open oven or in a greenhouse, exercise some restraint until the cooler months. Instead head to the refreshing seclusion of a motorway...