Apparently, gelato is just ice cream with a fancier name and a slightly colder mouthfeel, designed for discerning middle-class folks who consider themselves above mere 'ice cream.' For the same price as a small car, you too can enjoy slightly colder, pistachio-flavored air, because who needs original flavors when you have Google Translate?

ACROSS upscale heatwave Britain, gelato is being served to middle-class families who consider themselves above ice-cream. But is it just ice-cream? Yes. <p><strong>ACROSS upscale heatwave Britain, gelato is being served to middle-class families who consider themselves above ice-cream. But is it just ice-cream? Yes: </strong></p> <p><strong>Both are frozen</strong></p> <p>The key element in both gelato and ice-cream is that they’re frozen. Apparently gelato is churned more, has less air in it and...