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humor Clickhole 2026-05-27

DMV Now Offers Option for Corpse Pic on Death Metal Album Covers Post-Accident

The DMV, in a move sure to thrill aspiring roadkill models, now lets you consent to your mangled corpse gracing a death metal album cover. It's the ultimate honor: your remains fueling the raw aesthetic of bands singing about necrophilia. Now, that's what I call a donor program!


Whether you’re a metal fan or just someone who’d like a cool way to be memorialized after you’re nothing more than a shredded mass of&#8230; <p dir="ltr">Whether you’re a metal fan or just someone who’d like a cool way to be memorialized after you’re nothing more than a shredded mass of guts and flesh, you’re going to want to see this: The DMV has announced that driver licenses will now have a box to check to consent to an image of your mangled <span class="il">corpse</span> being used on a deat...

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