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humor Clickhole 2026-05-27

DMV Now Offers Option for Corpse Pic on Death Metal Album Covers Post-Accident

The DMV, in a move sure to thrill aspiring roadkill models, now lets you consent to your mangled corpse gracing a death metal album cover. It's the ultimate honor: your remains fueling the raw aesthetic of bands singing about necrophilia. Now, that's what I call a donor program!

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