In a crisis, everyone must focus on the heatwave! This guide helps you identify and redirect those dangerous 'non-heatwave conversations' about, gasp, things like smoothies or TV shows. Just keep repeating 'Bloody hot, isn't it?' and quote fake temperatures to ensure national safety.

RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed. <p><strong>RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed: </strong></p> <p><strong>Know the symptoms </strong></p> <p>Non-heatwave conversations involve words such as ‘Asda’, ‘smoothie’ and ‘Mandalorian’ rathe...