In a plot twist worthy of a B-movie, several aspiring presidential assassins in D.C. managed to achieve a rare feat: taking each other out. Details remain scarce, but sources confirm the only casualties in the attempted assassination were the assassins themselves, proving teamwork makes the dream work... of accidental fratricide.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1602db976406a1602db97641.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tragedy unfolded in the nation's capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald Trump accidentally shot each other.</p>