Turns out, even saving humanity from a global flood doesn't exempt you from Mesopotamian HOA rules. Noah received a hefty fine for his large, waterfront property (aka Ark) taking up too much driveway space.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a15f93a940156a15f93a94016.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking a large boat in the middle of his driveway.</p>