Forget politics, the real news is that President Trump's physical revealed a midi-chlorian count so high, it suggests he might be more Force-sensitive than Yoda. Experts are baffled, but we suspect it's just his sheer charisma.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a15f6dd980206a15f6dd98021.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BETHESDA, MD — Results from President Donald Trump's 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-chlorian count is "off the charts."</p>