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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-26

Former Spanish PM's Jewels Hold Cosmic Power, Experts Confirm

Apparently, the previous Spanish Prime Minister wasn't just hoarding expensive trinkets; he was stocking up on magical artifacts. Experts have confirmed that among his baubles is a gem that can summon demons and boost necromancy, proving that politics truly is a dark art.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="600" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/joyanegra-542x600.jpg" width="542" /></figure>Una colección digna de “sectarios e iniciados en las Artes Oscuras”, así han definido un grupo de expertos consultados por OK Today el grupo de joyas que guardaba la familia de José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero en la caja fuerte del despacho, registrado por la UDEF. “Hay mucho artefacto daédrico, muchas gemas de alma, algunas piedras [&#82...

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