Donald Trump has found the ultimate indignity: an MRI machine too small for a proper shindig. Apparently, the leader of the free world believes medical equipment should come standard with room for foreign dignitaries and, of course, chandeliers.

<p>BETHESDA, MD—Complaining during his annual physical Tuesday that the narrow tubelike structure offered next to no room for socializing, President Donald Trump decried the lack of space to host parties inside an MRI machine. &#8220;It&#8217;s so cramped that maybe you can fit one or two foreign dignitaries or CEOs in there at most,&#8221; said the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-decries-lack-of-space-to-host-parties-inside-mri-machine/">Trump Decries Lack Of Space...